The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to become yourself

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!