The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!