the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be buried at sea

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!