The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!