the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to shit brix

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!