The power to die while dieing

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The power to create shit

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to grow one wing

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!