The power to mind reeds

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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the power to be able to blow air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!