The power to just eat one lays potato chip

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

captain obvious

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

to be shitty

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!