The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!