The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power of words

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!