The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!