The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The Power to Combust

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!