- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go 100% slower

The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to have the longest little finger

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be really bad at math.

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The powers to lose your current power forever

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

Pointless Super Powers