the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!