The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to be dead

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!