The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to die at will.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!