The power to dance really well

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to commit suicide.

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Endless falling....

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to taste your own spit

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sleep

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!