The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!