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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to invent things that have already been invented.
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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.
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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual
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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.
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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight
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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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to not care about pointless superpowers
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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...
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hey
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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.
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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter
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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.
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The power to make out of thin air
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Have sex but not feel it
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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.
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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???
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The power to think with a 6 year time gap
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.
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The ability to never have to take a shit again
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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due
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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!