Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to change your emotions

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to speak only in binary

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!