The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to die

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!