The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Balls.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to always hug people

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!