The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!