The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to die on command

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to state the obvious.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!