the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to become retarded

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!