ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to bleed

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!