The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to see through thin air

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to have no powers!

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be a human

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!