The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!