The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to clean

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!