the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to have no one read this post

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To call me maybe

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!