the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to shit out of your nose

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to fail at life

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!