The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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To call me maybe

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to sing but your mute

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!