The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!