The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!