The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The Power to die at will

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to die on command

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!