The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to troll.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!