Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!