The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

the power to die on command

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to pee any color

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

The superpower to have a superpower

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

the power to have a power.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to live through torture.

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

Dejavu

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!