The power to buy free things.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power die if you think.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to die on command

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!