The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!