The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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to be shitty

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!