the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!