The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to sleep during day

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!