The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

the power to sleep during day

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The superpower of having no superpower.

Power to not have any power.

The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!