the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to think.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Ladder hands.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to make out of thin air

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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hey

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!