The power to teleport through open doors

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!