Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to create another human

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!