The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!