The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to troll.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!