The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!