The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to not have a power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!