The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to science.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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Being Aquaman

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to eat food

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!