The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!