the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to die on command

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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the power to

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!