The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Batman

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make fish drown.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!