The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to change to justin biber

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!