the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to science.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!