The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!