The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to read the TV

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!