The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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Melting

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the power to die at will

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!