The power to eat food

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to die at will

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!