The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to see through air.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!